flumps.org - Funnies!
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I appreciate that I haven't updated this in a while, but time is not something I have much of any more. However (!), when something worthwhile comes across my desk, I do update this page.
Below you will find a selection of the funny and random stuff I receive over e-mail. To save valuable storage space on e-mail servers and clogging up your webmail inboxes, here are the amusing ones reproduced on a web site for you. Enjoy!
NEW! The "Best Of" Empire State Of Mind parodies. Who knew the song would generate this many good quality parodies.
Toot Tone - An excellent new invention for those people with embarrassing fart issues.
Kill Pingu volume 1 - The new Hollywood blockbuster to get rid of those pesky p-p-p-penguins!
Euro 2004 - The real run down on the tournament!
The official Country Computer Dictionary.
What it would be like if Women ruled the world.
Make sure you don't fall for anything when you're drinking with Superman.
Welcome to the new Little Miss and Mr Men characters.
The new Becks advert.
Little Britain quotes.
The shape of things to come?
Words of wisdom from the immortal Swiss Toni.
The Evil Twin is here.
A lesson for ladies in how to pump........ tyres :-)
How to defend yourself, English style!
This is just how stupid footballers can be.
From the site that bought you the first picture from Mars, here is the first picture of WATER on Mars!
Full blood and gore Pingu smacking! (version 3).
The films that should have been made.
It's official! Windows 2000 Source Code leak.
Smack the Pingu version 2!
What to get your other half for Valentines.
New revenue raising idea from the UK Police.
He said, she said!
Let's play Dodge the Blocks!
What would you have answered for this on Catchphrase?!?!
The first picture from Mars
Smack the Pingu!
Barbie dolls that never made the shops.
A philosophical look at what Elephants and Camels think of each other.
Alas, it seems Frodo has failed his mission :(
Don't look at this unless you have a few hours to spare! Are there 12 or 13??
Some funny Chrimbo cards :-)
Fancy a super trip to Iraq courtesy of Gillette?
Here are literally the Worst Albums in the World Ever!
Even dogs can have sleeping disorders! See Rusty the poor dawg in action.
Happy Christmas from Andersen Consulting!!
A real gem this! Computer Boy - a spoof of the Matrix made by a bunch of Australian film students back in 1999. Watch out for the car chase and the polka music, has my crying from ALL orifices everytime I watch it!
Another video clip - Troops. Bad boys, bad boys, whattya gonna do......
I wouldn't mess with this Cow!!
Is Santa dead? Will we get presents delivered this year???
The French dude Alain Robert who got half way up Canary Wharf Tower, London! (haven't a clue who took the pics).
When you can't find your System Administrator!
Big Brother 3 - The Movies!! (This is BB in the UK btw)
Welcome to my weekly schedule :-)
Spiderman goes all camp, darlings!
A cool ASCII animation of a man walking :-)